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Breakfasts Of The Rich And Famous

Does anyone care?

Michael Trigg
3 min readMar 8, 2022
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I really don’t care what the rich and famous eat for breakfast but I thought maybe some people out there in Medium land would love to know so here goes with a potpourri of 10 of some of the better known R and Fs.

Ben Affleck: Oatmeal mixed with egg whites. I wonder what he does with the yokes?

Beyonce: Whole grained cereal with low-fat milk. Sometimes, a vegetable smoothie or some scrambled egg whites. I wonder what she does with the yokes.

Justin Timberlake: He has two breakfasts. Why? Who knows. First one is waffles smeared with almond / flax butter (ugh) and a scrambled egg. With a yoke I guess. Breakfast number 2? A protein shake with another egg.

Carrie Underwood: She loves to get her day going with a bowl of Kashi cereal. What is Kashi cereal? I’ve no idea and had no interest in looking it up.

Richard Branson: What can you say about Sir Dick’s taste? His first choice is muesli mixed with fruit salad. Now and then he likes a kipper. What’s a kipper? Thought you would never ask. A kipper is a fat herring that has been split through the back, gutted, opened flat, salted or soaked in brine to reduce its water content. Pretty disgusting if you ask me.

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Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg

Written by Michael Trigg

A “Jack of all Trades” and master of some: Mechanic, Writer, Sales Rep, TV producer, Management, Insurance Agent, Consultant www.handshakeconsultants.com

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